older but not wiser

1. Drink very lightly/occasionally for 2 months while studying for boards, the start of MS3, etc.
2. Sleep 4 hours post-call on previous night.
3. Forget to eat dinner that night.
4. Go out to celebrate board scores/having the weekend off.
5. Drink before going out.
6. Take shots while out.
7. Slip in someone's spilled drink and broken glass.
8. Sustain 10cm laceration on leg and don't notice until blood is dripping down leg.
9. Wake up next morning hungover, in pain, amidst blood-stained sheets, and feeling extremely stupid.
10. I am definitely too old for this.