eastcoastsick

Missing the east coast and you guys already.

Best quotes of the wkd:

E: Okay, on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate this guy? (clear full face picture)
B: (diplomatically) Ummmm... can I see another picture?

A: (on dating within the workplace, med school, etc.) It's perfect. You're both super busy, stressed out, and understand what the other person is going through. You're on the exact same schedule; you're studying at the same times, you're free at the same times. You have no time to meet anyone else and it's so convenient. It makes so much sense and seems like such a great idea... UNTIL YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

A: (making obscene thrusting motions) So... what'd you get for number 5?

E: What the hell Jo? Since leaving us, you've become a model, play in a band that performs regularly, speed-dated, hosted an underwear party, and still somehow go to med school. It's like you opened the fucking jar.

Jo: (at M's parents' house in Westchester, decorated like something straight out of "Country Living" magazine or something equally apple-cinnamon-scented and gingham-checked) Aww, M's parents' house is so homey.
J: Well, it is their HOME.

and my favorite...
G: Will you be my maid of honor?

I'd love to. Awwww I know. Saved the sweetest one for last. =)