the walk of shame

At my apartment complex, the soda/candy vending machines are directly outside the fitness room... which happens to have full length windows. So, just in case you didn't already feel bad enough eating/drinking unhealthily, there are fitness buffs there to witness you doing it. It's probably not a good thing that I've long since become immune to the walk of shame. The vending machine one that is, not the college Sunday morning one. Just to clarify.